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Paper Money Discriminates Against the Blind
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
In honor of a recent court decision that the paper money system we have discriminates against the blind, I have come up with a list of other court decisions I am waiting on:
Colleges discriminate against white, middle class students
Athletic teams discriminate against fat white kids. Ain't it funny how some things are allowed to be merit-based?
The University of Missouri violated the rights of good football coaches everywhere by extending Pinkel's contract.
Having sports teams named after animals violates the rights of innocent animals
Many companies discriminate against intelligent people by allowing dumb people to keep their jobs
The welfare system discriminates against people that actively work for a better life
Raising the minimum wage would discriminate against intelligent workers by raising the floor for people who deserve to be paid at that level. It also leaves less money for raises for the people who deserve it.
