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More Than One Road Leads to Rehab

Thursday, March 15, 2007

    Let's say for second that you wanted to get sent to rehab. Here are some suggestions:

Get loaded and use the n-word on a bunch of African-American hecklers (Kramer)

Get bent out of shape on the set of a television show where you make more in one episode than I will make in 3.5 years (Black dude on Grey's)

When describing what allegedly happened when you got bent out of shape, be sure to use the same slur (Same dude on Grey's)

Marry a hot chick and. . . Why again did Keith Urban drink himself into rehab after marrying Nicole Kidman? (Keith Urban)

Be Lindsay Lohan (Lindsay Lohan)

Write a column for a student newspaper bout how journalism students matter more than farmers which offends some d-bags who can't take a joke. Make sure some douche even writes to the paper saying that that one column keeps him from coming to Mizzou.
--------Read Dan Friesen's account of rehab---------

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